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dedicraytion 

When you're dedicated to crazy cray levels!
Fran came in to the office to finish some work DURING her holiday! That's dedicraytion for you!
dedicraytion by Davidch999 April 2, 2013

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.
Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

Deaddickation 

When you have to jerk off at least 3-7 times a day. Before work, after work. (even if you are running late) Before the gym, after the gym. Before mowing the grass, after mowing the grass. Before sex....the problem is you jerked off so many times now that your partner wants to have sex , in result you are just stuck with a limp , beat up, lonely, sore hot dog.
Dude, I jerked off so many times today when Amy and I tried to fuck I couldn't even get it hard. Must be a part of my Deaddickation.
Deaddickation by OCMD January 7, 2016

Dadication 

Person 1:You're so dedicated to your dad."
Person 2:That's called dadication.
Dadication by Imverydadicated August 5, 2017

COD Dedication Award 

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.
Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.
COD Dedication Award by bribo67 February 18, 2011

dedication 

noun. extreme or uncommon commitment to a task, people, or an ideal.
Mark has such a deep dedication to his work he once walked two miles in twenty inches of snow to open his office to customers (in a southern state with only a few snow plows).
dedication by ljthegreat January 10, 2011