decrapitation 

The process of elimination of bodily wastes.
Noun: Fecal matter. Nitrogenous waste.

Constipation is characterized by a cessation of decrapitation.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.

decrapitation by K. Gould January 16, 2008

Decrapitation 

When you squeeze your anus mid-poop, cutting your dookie in half.

Sara is a master of decrapitation. She always leaves two, and sometimes three pieces of shit in the toilet!

Decrapitation by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015

Decrapitation 

The act of pinching off your poop before finishing its release.

As the turbulence increased in the airplane I decided Decrapitation would get me back to my seat quicker.

Decrapitation by bb2255 January 23, 2016

Autoerotic Decapitation 

An act of masturbation in which, while one pleasures themself, they decapitate themself with a rusty shovel or dime store katana at the verge of climax. Then, whilst their head rolls away, they attempt to catch the load in their mouth within the final three seconds of life.

Detective 1: "What do you think Bill, was this a murder?"

Detective 2: "Well, judging by the placement of the head and the trajectory of the wad, I'd have to say that this is autoerotic decapitation."

Autoerotic Decapitation by DCarradine April 30, 2014

Defapitation 

When you get them head of your dick cut off

The man was a victim of defapitation.

Defapitation by Defapitation January 6, 2015

Cattle Decapitation

A Deathgrind band from San Diego California. Their music is incredibly intense and chaotic. Some have even described their sound as "schizophrenic". Many people say they are a deathgrind or death metal band but their music is much more than just those genres.

Their lyrics often protest animal cruelty, consumption/production of meat, environmental damage in a very macabre style. All the band members are vegans which i think is fucking awesome (I'm a vegan as well).

Also, they can put on an incredible live show and the vocalists is great!!! I have had the pleasure of seeing them live and I was thoroughly impressed.

Some good albums of theirs that you should check out would be The Harvest Floor, Karma Bloody Karma, Humanure and To Serve Man.

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Cattle Decapitation by Slayer of Light July 1, 2009

Decapitation

The most effective option in the curing and prevention of headaches.

My wife kept complaining about headaches, so she tried decapitation, and she hasn't complained since.

Decapitation by PhantomHeadPain September 16, 2010