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Decepted 

Bay area slang:

To be deceived. Often used when naive people drink/smoke for the first time.

To Decept: To deceive in a punishing manner.
Damn, that fool got decepted off of one drink!

You talk a lot of shit... I will decept you in Smash Bros.

I am about to decept my girl. (To have sex)

I got decepted for not knowing how boring this job is.
Decepted by AheAheAhe October 8, 2009
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Deceptadike 

A female, Age is irrelevant who puts on a straight persona strictly to integrate themselves into a straight relationship for whatever the reason. Most likely for Money, Drugs, Food, Shelter and/or something of Materialistic value they don’t already posses.

Other reasons for this style of deception coming into play may be that you’re Strange, to Short and look like a Mario Bro.

It’s hard to diagnose @ times, but with lack of options on your side it’s usually a pretty clean break.

Then, once said goals are accomplished they transform like a decptacon and are ready for a hot yoga sesh with her long time calm slam.
Ryan: Wow, I cant believe after all these months my girls actually as gay as a prism.

Tyler: Yeah you really gotta watch out for those "Deceptadikes".
Deceptadike by KarmaMagna November 7, 2010

deceptadong

A word used by Transformer nerds to describe a transvestite.
Steve: What the hell happened to you last night?
Bob: I hooked up with this hot chick and we went back to my place.
Steve: How did it go?
Bob: She turned out to be a man.
Steve: Really?
Bob: Yea. She was a deceptadong.
deceptadong by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

Deceptease 

A person who knowingly uses deception to make you think you have got a chance of hooking up with him/her. They can be extremely aggravating and annoying.
Chelsea is such a deceptease; she dropped huge hints on her wanting to give me head but it turns out she's actually a total prude.
Deceptease by ClayEugenie October 26, 2009

deceptertroll 

1) a troll
2) a fucktard
deceptertroll was a fucktard, trying to flip some noobs.
deceptertroll by anonymous2803 June 23, 2018

Deceptidong 

That thot bot wants us to gang bang her....

"Deceptidong's roll out!"
Deceptidong by Tweakachu May 11, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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