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Decepted 

Bay area slang:

To be deceived. Often used when naive people drink/smoke for the first time.

To Decept: To deceive in a punishing manner.
Damn, that fool got decepted off of one drink!

You talk a lot of shit... I will decept you in Smash Bros.

I am about to decept my girl. (To have sex)

I got decepted for not knowing how boring this job is.
Decepted by AheAheAhe October 8, 2009
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Deceptadike 

A female, Age is irrelevant who puts on a straight persona strictly to integrate themselves into a straight relationship for whatever the reason. Most likely for Money, Drugs, Food, Shelter and/or something of Materialistic value they don’t already posses.

Other reasons for this style of deception coming into play may be that you’re Strange, to Short and look like a Mario Bro.

It’s hard to diagnose @ times, but with lack of options on your side it’s usually a pretty clean break.

Then, once said goals are accomplished they transform like a decptacon and are ready for a hot yoga sesh with her long time calm slam.
Ryan: Wow, I cant believe after all these months my girls actually as gay as a prism.

Tyler: Yeah you really gotta watch out for those "Deceptadikes".
Deceptadike by KarmaMagna November 7, 2010

deceptadong

A word used by Transformer nerds to describe a transvestite.
Steve: What the hell happened to you last night?
Bob: I hooked up with this hot chick and we went back to my place.
Steve: How did it go?
Bob: She turned out to be a man.
Steve: Really?
Bob: Yea. She was a deceptadong.
deceptadong by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

Deceptease 

A person who knowingly uses deception to make you think you have got a chance of hooking up with him/her. They can be extremely aggravating and annoying.
Chelsea is such a deceptease; she dropped huge hints on her wanting to give me head but it turns out she's actually a total prude.
Deceptease by ClayEugenie October 26, 2009

deceptertroll 

1) a troll
2) a fucktard
deceptertroll was a fucktard, trying to flip some noobs.
deceptertroll by anonymous2803 June 23, 2018

Deceptidong 

That thot bot wants us to gang bang her....

"Deceptidong's roll out!"
Deceptidong by Tweakachu May 11, 2020
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