Debergency 

When Director-level managers are going through her three month old email and starts a flame thread demanding immeidate resolution to an already resolved issue.

Geesh, i was just pulled out of that meeting on the finance project to resolve a debergency! I'l never get any work done!

Debergency by BOMOgirl April 1, 2009

Dimergency 

A state or situation of emergency face by Dears/ fans of Dimash Kudaibergen.

These occasions occurs when Dimash is missing in action, ticketing system fails, flights delayed or cancelled.

There was an Dimergency when the ticketing system for London concert failed

Dimergency by TazaKap December 15, 2019

Dessergency

An emergency need for a dessert.

Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
Customer"YES! I HAVE A DESSERGENCY!"

Dessergency by Cat666 August 8, 2008

detergency 

When the fart is more than gas

Rectal overconfidence can lead to a serious detergency.

detergency by anonymous May 25, 2021

duecergency 

Urgent need for a bowel movement.

I made record time walking home today; total duecergency!

duecergency by oktonyok July 10, 2017