duecergency 

Urgent need for a bowel movement.

I made record time walking home today; total duecergency!

duecergency by oktonyok July 10, 2017

Debergency 

When Director-level managers are going through her three month old email and starts a flame thread demanding immeidate resolution to an already resolved issue.

Geesh, i was just pulled out of that meeting on the finance project to resolve a debergency! I'l never get any work done!

Debergency by BOMOgirl April 1, 2009

detergency 

When the fart is more than gas

Rectal overconfidence can lead to a serious detergency.

detergency by anonymous May 25, 2021