Dessergency

An emergency need for a dessert.

Customer:*pounds on table at restaurant*
Waiter: *comes over* "May I help you?"
Customer"YES! I HAVE A DESSERGENCY!"

by Cat666 August 8, 2008

Debergency

When Director-level managers are going through her three month old email and starts a flame thread demanding immeidate resolution to an already resolved issue.

Geesh, i was just pulled out of that meeting on the finance project to resolve a debergency! I'l never get any work done!

by BOMOgirl April 1, 2009

detergency

When the fart is more than gas

Rectal overconfidence can lead to a serious detergency.

by anonymous May 25, 2021