Death Syndrome

A syndrome that results in death, with one of the symptoms being life

"he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"

Death Syndrome by anonymous August 27, 2023

facebook second death syndrome 

The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.

Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.

facebook second death syndrome by coupondad7 July 13, 2015

sudden adult death syndrome 

Deaths as complication of the covid-19 injection, without publicly admitting the injection are related.

After vaccinating the majority of our population against covid-19, all cause mortality went up significantly. The doctors concluded it's sudden adult death syndrome.

sudden adult death syndrome by Ik ben goed June 5, 2022

Twitter second death syndrome 

The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.

Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.

Twitter second death syndrome by coupondad7 July 13, 2015

Overdue Death Syndrome 

What all walking corpses, ghouls, revenants etc. suffer from. It is known to strike with pandemic effect when there is no more room in hell, and St. Peter is keeping those pearly, pearly gates closed.

God fucking damn it! It looks hell is fucking full again, now Overdue Death Syndrome will be fucking rife. *Is eaten by recenly *Deceased* mother.*

Overdue Death Syndrome by Oswald Mosley May 14, 2008

Sudden Nut Death Syndrome 

A situationally induced condition wherein your nuts precipitously detach, fall away from your body, and roll away from you.

It all happened so quickly when he chose to not speak up; we all witnessed the cruelty of Sudden Nut Death Syndrome as his balls just fell off, rolling down and out of his pant leg, into the street.

Sudden Nut Death Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

Sudden Chat Death Syndrome 

A long awkward pause in online chat rooms after someone has done or said something that leaves everyone at a lose for words. It can be also caused by a lack of things to talk about.It can be cured by someone coming in and saying Hi.

Chatter1:My father touched in bad ways when I was little.

20 minute pause

Chatter6:Hi!!

Chatter3:Oh thank god I thought it would go on forever.

Chatter6:What?

Chatter3:Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

Chatter6:Oh

Sudden Chat Death Syndrome by T-ReeyZ July 15, 2010