Definitions by coupondad7
broke Friday
The Friday which falls in between paychecks in which you are happy it's Friday, but stressed at the same time.
Employee 1: "Happy Friday all!"
Employee 2: "Yeah but it's Broke Friday. I need to get another cash advance to hold me over until next week"
Employee 2: "Yeah but it's Broke Friday. I need to get another cash advance to hold me over until next week"
broke Friday by coupondad7 April 7, 2017
imax and climax
imax and climax by coupondad7 January 11, 2016
facebook second death syndrome
The phenomenon where people post and comment about a celebrity`s death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Facebook Poster: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Facebook poster: sorry. Facebook second death syndrome strikes again.
facebook second death syndrome by coupondad7 July 13, 2015
Twitter second death syndrome
The phenomenon where people Tweet and comment about a celebritys death years afterwards as if it just happened.
Tweet: RIP Rue Mcclanahan. I loved you on the Golden Girls.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.
Reply: dude, she died 5 years ago.
Tweet: sorry. Twitter second death syndrome strikes again.
Twitter second death syndrome by coupondad7 July 13, 2015
Twerkjob
A sex act performed by a woman with excellent twerk skills on a guy which lead to ejaculation. A lap dance leading to a happy ending.
I thought wanted to make love to my girlfriend, but I was completely sexually satisfied from the twerkjob I got from the thot at the strip club.
Twerkjob by coupondad7 June 14, 2015
green light anxiety
That nervous feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you are stopped in a long line of cars at a red light. When the light turns green you hope to God you make it through before if turns red again.
After waiting 5 minutes at a red light, my green light anxiety set in bad when cars did not move fast enough when the light finally turned green.
green light anxiety by coupondad7 May 30, 2015