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after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.
"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".
deadants by Tom Mc Carthy August 1, 2012
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Dead Anus Hole 

When a person agrees with someone else when they say "dead butt cheeks?"
Sally: Omg did you hear about what happened to Lucas? He sharded out glass!
Joey: Dead butt cheeks?
Sally: Dead anus hole.
Dead Anus Hole by crunchy onions February 9, 2021

DEADAUSSS 

OMG DEADAUSSS!
DEADAUSSS by PENISMAN1732 November 24, 2021

deadaluseae 

a famous editor on tiktok. he is a pick me boy and creates lots of thirst traps of himself, because he has decent looks. very sensitive and threatens to delete all his accounts all the time whenever hes sad
deadaluseae makes decent edits tho
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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