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Someone who hates a day of their work week because others have it off, which severely alters their mood, especially Mondays.
Jen- "Happy mutha fuckin' Monday!"
Kris- "Quit being such a bubbly ass bitch on Monday! I HATE MONDAYS!!!"
Jen- "I'm off on Mondays. Quit being a daycist."
daycist by Boo Boo Kitty Burrito September 13, 2011
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dyliston 

an insufficiently sized shaft (penis). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.

ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.

individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.

and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.
1. my boyfriend and i were about to have sex for the first time. he undressed, i laughed and said, "how do you expect to get laid if you have a dyliston?"

2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!
dyliston by willan February 27, 2011
Having or pertaining to prejudice against one or more days of the week.
Person One: I hate Mondays
Person Two: That's a little dayist, man.
dayist by Doctor What October 28, 2013
The action of purposely getting lit during the daylight hours. ie. Completely ham smammered out of your gourd at a bar, church picnic, corporate function, ballgame or bathroom floor.
I can't wait to get completely daylit on the Sunday Funday bar crawl down Newport Beach!
Daylit by Joeliopro May 6, 2011
Dalisto your the man

daylisha 

Daylisha is a powerful name. It describes beauty, strength, intelligence, and courage all in one. Daylisha? She’s gonna be that one friend that never leaves your side. She is that friend that will always make you feel better and comfortable around her. She is very honest and wise. Daylisha can be rude sometimes based on the way she say things but only because she has no filter. She is very strong . She is very kind hearted and loving. She shows tough love even though she knows it hurts them. She wants them to be stronger and learn the meaning of life. She can be very misunderstood at times but she is selfless and humble.
Daylisha is very wise and beautiful.
Daylisha is very strong.
daylisha by Daylisha November 25, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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