Day Fucker

Someone who fucks during the day. Horny people who can't wait until night, and have to have sex sooner.

I passed Scotts apartment the other day at 1pm and saw his girls car there. The blinds were closed, doors were locked. I never knew Scott and his girl were day fuckers.

Day Fucker by Wakafaluka June 16, 2010

National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day 

April 24th

No definition needed
#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday

you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.

National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021

day fucked

Getting wasted during the day

I got so day fucked yesterday

day fucked by Just the Truth. February 16, 2018

April 30th International Fuckers day 

You can Be an asshole To anyone On april 30th

"Wow Guess i cant argue Its April 30th International Fuckers day"

April 30th International Fuckers day by LugiaTheFucker October 16, 2019

National Jamie Fuckers Day 

A day in which everyone tries to fuck anybody named Jamie (consensually). This day is held on September 25th and ends on September 26th. If it is a leap year, the celebration ends on September 27th.

Person 1: "Hey guys, did you know it's National Jamie Fuckers Day?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck I forgot"
Person 3: "Jamie you'll help us celebrate right?"
Jamie: "Absolutely!"

National Jamie Fuckers Day by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022

National Jamie Fuckers Day 

A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th

Person 1: Hey Jamie, can you celebrate National Jamie Fuckers Day with me today?
Jamie: Yeah sure!

National Jamie Fuckers Day by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022

Fucked-yo-day-up

When playing Mario Kart DS and you hit a banana, followed by a red shell, followed by a blue shell, followed by a person with star power. Then when you think it's over, you get fucked by another red shell that pushes you off the edge of the cliff causing you to be in last place.

Holy shit! All that shit Fucked-yo-day-up!

Fucked-yo-day-up by Skyinferno March 27, 2009