Someone who fucks during the day. Horny people who can't wait until night, and have to have sex sooner.
I passed Scotts apartment the other day at 1pm and saw his girls car there. The blinds were closed, doors were locked. I never knew Scott and his girl were day fuckers.
by Wakafaluka June 16, 2010
Get the Day Fucker mug.A day in which everyone tries to fuck anybody named Jamie (consensually). This day is held on September 25th and ends on September 26th. If it is a leap year, the celebration ends on September 27th.
Person 1: "Hey guys, did you know it's National Jamie Fuckers Day?"
Person 2: "Oh fuck I forgot"
Person 3: "Jamie you'll help us celebrate right?"
Jamie: "Absolutely!"
Person 2: "Oh fuck I forgot"
Person 3: "Jamie you'll help us celebrate right?"
Jamie: "Absolutely!"
by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022
Get the National Jamie Fuckers Day mug.A day on September 25th where everyone fucks somebody they know named Jamie as long as doing so isn't illegal. On leap years, this day extends to September 26th
by Cool Gal 63 September 24, 2022
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Get the April 30th International Fuckers day mug.you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.
by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021
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