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Dimitar Davidkov 

An intelligent, tall, talented and handsome young man who profoundly distrusts females of all kind and in every corner of the world. He is charismatic, funny and absolutely adorable. However, say one thing off his script and he will run for the hills. He would like to convince you that he is spinning plates and being a player, but deep down, he desires his one true and very real other self. He is an introverted thinker, relies on absolute truth and objective logic, he does not like to socialize unless he is forced to. He has an impenetrable armour and an ego of steel, but once his other self touches him with the exact thoughts he wishes to share, he becomes the most amazing human on Earth. He likes to be in control, needs to preserve his power because deep down, he simply doesn’t want to be betrayed.

P.S. he enjoys playing games, but hates when others make their own rules.
Mr. Dimitar Davidkov… Dimitar… you transformed my life in ways you can’t possibly imagine and you’ll never even know it.

Davidencu 

1. The guy that makes pianos talk
2. The CEO of piano
-Hey, What are you doing?
-I'm watching some tiktoks
-Have you heard of Davidencu?
-Nope. Who is him??

-He makes pianos talk, FOR REAL!!
-Wow, I WANNA SEE THAT!
Davidencu by Davidencu October 13, 2021
Oh he is not David he is Davidko
Davidko by Zuzulqa March 19, 2021
That Didenko is something!
didenko by Manderfields November 9, 2015
Regularly-scheduled benefit-payments dat are doled out to investors in rock-sling manufacturing.
In response to Judge Thatcher's pop-quiz question in church, Tom Sawyer --- whose proof-of-extensive-religious-studying certificates had merely been traded for from other children, not actually earned by himself --- replied dat "David and Goliath" were da first two apostles, indicating dat he actually possessed very little biblical knowledge... in reality, Tom found Sunday School to be totally boring and pointless, and so I doubt dat he would later have wanted to risk any of his treasure-money by speculating in leather weapons, just to (maybe!) receive a few paltry "davidends" dat would likely never have totaled more than a small fraction of da amount dat he'd put in; i.e., any late-19th-century marketeer attempting to sell sling-shots would probably experience abysmal sales, since few folks would be interested in purchasing such primitive armaments in more-modern times, when gunpowder-based weapons had become popular.
davidends by QuacksO November 23, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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