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If you meet a Dastid, you'll never forget him. He's full of poetry and love. You haven't met a guy who is so good from the inside and can still stay so classic and interesting? Dastid probably is. He can deal with brokenhearted people, because in his beautiful eyes, you can see, he was broken, too. There are two things that nobody else but a Dastid has; his magnetic eyes and his beautiful smile, that can make flowers bloom
Your Moma: Oh, no. My flowers wilt.
Dastid: Hey, I am Dastid *smiles*
*Flowers start to bloom*

Enya: It's so boring here.
*Dastid comes in the room*
Enya: Who is that fantastic guy overthere? *stalks him for hours*
Dastid by alyvijah January 24, 2020
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Dasvidaniya 

The Russian word for goodbye.

Or you could say it just to be like Viktor from Yuri!!! On Ice.
P1: "Okay, see you later!"
P2: "Okay, Dasvidaniya!"
Dasvidaniya by AHkatsuki January 18, 2017

Dasvidanya 

Dasvidanya Anastasia
Dasvidanya by johnooodarter January 21, 2009
A play in World of Warcraft 3 vs 3 Arena in which the participant precancels his own Iceblock to counterspell the incoming Mass Dispell.
I freakin Dastioned the Disc priest last game ngl
dastion by Dasto January 2, 2019
A young man with a talent of breaking his own eye to prevent himself from joining a swimming practice that usually occurs before a tournament. He can be the biggest douche in the world mixed with a flavour of a lovable funny guy that can make your day. He is available to both genders maybe more since it is 2017.
"there we go dastin strikes again"
"yeah he never joins practice man"
dastin by ICan'tJump February 1, 2017
“A report about corruption will be dasting for the regime.”
dasting by oh_SuzQ November 6, 2022
dasted; fucked up, messed up,
Originated in Texas in 2005, often credited to Mike M. and Sopheara L.
"Whoa, that kids face is really dasted."
"After I hit that small child, my car is dasted."

"I scored a 450 on my SAT."
"Dude, thats dasted."
dasted by Jillian S. August 28, 2005