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If you meet a Dastid, you'll never forget him. He's full of poetry and love. You haven't met a guy who is so good from the inside and can still stay so classic and interesting? Dastid probably is. He can deal with brokenhearted people, because in his beautiful eyes, you can see, he was broken, too. There are two things that nobody else but a Dastid has; his magnetic eyes and his beautiful smile, that can make flowers bloom
Your Moma: Oh, no. My flowers wilt.
Dastid: Hey, I am Dastid *smiles*
*Flowers start to bloom*

Enya: It's so boring here.
*Dastid comes in the room*
Enya: Who is that fantastic guy overthere? *stalks him for hours*
Dastid by alyvijah January 24, 2020
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Dasvidaniya 

The Russian word for goodbye.

Or you could say it just to be like Viktor from Yuri!!! On Ice.
P1: "Okay, see you later!"
P2: "Okay, Dasvidaniya!"
Dasvidaniya by AHkatsuki January 18, 2017

Dasvidanya 

Dasvidanya Anastasia
Dasvidanya by johnooodarter January 21, 2009
A play in World of Warcraft 3 vs 3 Arena in which the participant precancels his own Iceblock to counterspell the incoming Mass Dispell.
I freakin Dastioned the Disc priest last game ngl
dastion by Dasto January 2, 2019
A young man with a talent of breaking his own eye to prevent himself from joining a swimming practice that usually occurs before a tournament. He can be the biggest douche in the world mixed with a flavour of a lovable funny guy that can make your day. He is available to both genders maybe more since it is 2017.
"there we go dastin strikes again"
"yeah he never joins practice man"
dastin by ICan'tJump February 1, 2017
“A report about corruption will be dasting for the regime.”
dasting by oh_SuzQ November 6, 2022
dasted; fucked up, messed up,
Originated in Texas in 2005, often credited to Mike M. and Sopheara L.
"Whoa, that kids face is really dasted."
"After I hit that small child, my car is dasted."

"I scored a 450 on my SAT."
"Dude, thats dasted."
dasted by Jillian S. August 28, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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