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Your cap’n Who never had his own definition. Swiggity swooty cap’ns got a big booty, Hippity Hopity you are Darres’ property.
Guy 1: I can’t believe Darres isn’t in the dictionary

Guy2: Yeah that’s weird, how do people not know about their cap’n
Darres by The OG taco October 29, 2019
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Carine and Darren 

Sexy ass couple of the year. Carine has the record for the biggest hickey's and Darren has the record for the biggest dick.
OMG Carine and Darren you guys are so cute :O !
Carine and Darren by Talarigo2 December 11, 2011
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Darren Bennett 

A kind hearted man who is most likely a biology teacher. Darren Bennetts are usually shy but once you get to know them, you will never forget them. Also most Darren Bennetts look like Donald Trump. Darrens usually like girls who's initials are DGD or MLT.
Have you seen that hot biology teacher?
Yeah, must be Darren Bennett
Darren Bennett by yakkkkkkkkk August 31, 2019
A great man with secrets even he doesn't know. Always sticks up for his friends and trustful to everyone he's met. Careful, he can be dangerous of how powerful he is (he doesn't realize it sometimes) and makes sure that everything is according to plan. If you're backed into a corner, you want him on your side. Resourceful, strong, and ready for any new challenges coming his way.
"Almost go mugged last night, Darrel kicked them to the curb, though."
Darrel by TheMeteorBoy May 21, 2018

Darren Criss 

A supermegafoxyawesomehot actor that is most famous for his role of Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical. He is also a singer/songwriter, and has songs on iTunes. But most still know him from A Very Potter Musical.
Friend 1: "Oh my Rowling! Darren Criss is so amazing!"
Friend 2: "Who's that?"
Friend 1: "The totally awesome actor in AVPM. You know, the one that plays Harry Potter?"
Friend 2: "Ohh yeah!"
Darren Criss by RedVines October 12, 2010

Darren Criss 

Actor who currently plays Blaine, an openly gay (and very cute) student, on Glee. Gleeks strongly believe Kurt and Blaine should get together.

Also a Starkid, known for his portrayal of Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical and it's sequel. He also composes much of the music in Starkid productions.
Many Starkids get extremely agitated when Darren Criss fans only recognize him from Glee.
Friend 1: "Don't you just love Darren Criss? He's Super Mega Foxy Awesome Hot."
Friend 2: "Who?"
Friend 1: "You know?" *Singing* "He's Harry-Freakin'-Potter!?"
Friend 2: "Uhh..."
Friend 1: *Annoyed* "The new guy on Glee."
Friend 2: "Oh, Blaine?! I LOVE that guy!"

The Darkest Venue 

A reference to Changeling: the Lost, an RPG venue played in the Mind's Eye Society, the official LARP of White Wolf. The term was coined by Tyson Hood, referring to how Changeling was a much 'darker' venue than Vampire. It's spread throughout the subculture widely.
Changeling is, without a doubt, the darkest venue.
The Darkest Venue by DrEwing November 17, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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