changeling

A person who either was switched at birth with a other~wordly baby; or who is truly from another planet.

For some reason, I just know that I'm a changeling.

by Starchylde April 2, 2016

Changeling

A being whose gender changes frequently or more than once.

Kayla is such a changeling. She was Caleb like a fucking week ago! Until she found some dink and became Kayla again.

by ShitYourPantsInFrance November 4, 2020

Changeling

People who will frequently show up in an online community, burn every one of their bridges, start arguments, troll like it's the end of days, garner universal disdain from their fellow board-members, then get booted from the board, only to show up again immediately afterward under a new user-name, and continue to repeat the same process, ad infinitum.

BloodNinja: Hey babe, wana cyber?
BritneySpears14: No! Get away you freak!
eminemBNJA: Hey babe, whats going on?
BritneySpears14: Ugh, another changeling.

by GeraldAur November 5, 2010

changeling

When you want to know how someone is in bed, but can't sleep with them for any number of reasons, and you talk a friend into doing it for you and reporting back.

Lola: Damn I wanna have sex with Aron, but Brad would KILL me!!

Holly: Yeah, he is really hot! I would totally do him!

Lola: Awesome! Will you be my changeling and report back?

by BamBH December 15, 2010

Changeling

A girl who is sometimes attractive with make up on but completely busted without!

Mike: Hey did you see Maureen last night without make up!?

Chris: Ugh! CHANGELING!!!

by CoffeeMaker November 6, 2013

Changeling

A genus of fly that can transform into ANYTHING, Even people

That cat isn't a cat it's secretly a changeling in disguise

by RiskDaFrog September 20, 2023

Changeling

In old myths „changelings“ typically are attributed to Fae exchanging human children for their own and these then behaving strangely. But in reality it is the kids hitting puberty and the parents do not recognize their own kids anymore!

Puberty invokes changeling behavior.

My kid must be a Changeling, I do not recognize it anymore!

by Highlander1694 February 29, 2024