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Stupid, darn ass.

Sometimes spelled as Darness.

Similar to dumbess or dumbass.
Man A says something stupid.

Man B:"The answer is (2), you darnass!"
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Parnassus 

A school located in a strip mall and was founded by a Klan member. The school is know for their immensely intelligent racist dirty scholars. schools in district 279 have a weird tendency to bash this school name to the ground because they feel threatened by it.
Parnassus a social reject…
Parnassus by anonymous November 30, 2021

Parnassus 

Noun. Describing a group of peoples located in a central location, in the Catskill region consisting of top tier, upper silo, remarkable and amazing individuals in which the sum of the great may or may not be greater than the sum of the individuals, but nonetheless remains intact as the bar for which all others must aspire.
Bill Gates is a proud member of the Parnassus.
Parnassus by Amie Dowdie August 23, 2011

Parnassus 

Parnassus is a really cool person whom is also very short and gets little to no bitches
Time to turn off my computer - Parnassus is live!
Parnassus by JamboPlayz May 10, 2022
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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