Dorkilepsy

A sudden mild to severe spasm or outburst (siezure) of quirky and/or silly personality and behavior.

Matt: Wow look Diane is suffereing from a Dorkileptic siezure!
Joe: Yea they call it Dorkilepsy, its very common in a lot people you think are normal.
Matt: I always thought she was a little quirky on occasion, but I never relized Diane was having an episode.
Joe: Your lucky you only witnessed her when she had a mild spasm just wait till you see one of her severe spasms it takes being a dork to a whole new level.

Dorkilepsy by Enaid88 August 4, 2011

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Dorkilepsy

When one either watches a movie trailer, reads a book, or sees a trailer for a new game and becomes overly excited about it, to a freak out state of mind, causing one to go into shakes, fits, and outbreaks of rage, shock, giddiness, disbelief, or just general excitement. Perferably, the subject of the movie, book, or game is something that people would classify as being dorky or nerdy.

*Watches the trailer for the final Harry Potter film* Oh my god!!! I NEED TO SEE THAT! I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL FUCKING JULY?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!!! WHY CAN'T IT COME NOW?!?!?!?! *Fits and tantrums and dorkilepsy insues*

Dorkilepsy by ThatKaylaPerson March 3, 2011

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Dorkilepsy • dickilepsy • Darkolepsy

Darkolepsy

n. Similar to narcolepsy, an ailment where you find yourself suddenly very drunk\ you commonly go from zero to fucked up in quick fashion

"Did you see Brad fall up the stairs? He was fine a minute ago" "He's had a lot of Cold Duck Champagne and his Darkolepsy is flaring up"

Darkolepsy by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

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dickilepsy

When your partner is engaging in heavy touching of the privates and/or Oral sex they repeatedly falls a sleep.

Last night I think my wife had a case of dickilepsy!

dickilepsy by Local boy September 24, 2020

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dickilepsy

just like epilepsy, you're dick is asleep during sex but awake when you are asleep you can cum

abg 1: my bf has dickilepsy
abg 2: might as well fuck him while he asleep then

dickilepsy by asianfasian June 10, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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