A mastermind when in the field and titled to 10 Ballon d'Or. Many people refer to him as the GOAT of football. His plays have multiple times led to football fans erecting on the stadiums.

friend: "Hey are you gonna watch porn?"
you: "No i am gonna watch darwizzy play"

girl: "Hey i am home alone"
you: "shut the fuck up, darwizzy is playing"

Darwizzy by AverageFootballer March 19, 2023

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darwizzy

the greatest footballer of all time who is so clear of everyone it is not fair they have to disallow his goals as he is getting too close to messi and ronaldo. no one is better than him even tho corrupt fifa and uefa officials wrongfully disallow his goals

whos your favourite footballer

easily darwizzy

darwizzy by dariwzzylover123 April 3, 2023

darwizzy

The best football player in the world. He is way better than Antony

"Wow Darwizzy scored 7 goals against Reak Madrid yesterday!"
"Yeah man, he is too good"

darwizzy by DarwizzyTheGoat March 1, 2023

national darwizzy day

on the 13th of june liverpool signed the goat himself darwin nunez so on this day each year we will now celebrate national dariwzzy day to remember the signing liverpool made for us

its june 13 and lets celebrate national darwizzy day

national darwizzy day by isv May 12, 2023

Darwizzy

The GOAT in the world of football, maldini once said "if i played with darwizzy i would've shat myself like gary lineker" Messi once said "he is one of the best players in the world. He is a 10 time bellend door winner"

"hey are you gonna play fifa with me?"
"fuck off im watching darwizzy win his first bellend door"

Darwizzy by darwizzy the goat September 3, 2023

Darwizzy

the best person of all time in the history of the world, single handedly stopped WW1,2 and the Cold War and, did i mention he plays football aswell?

My Friend: you free this evening
Me asf: nah im watching Darwizzy play for the big reds
Me: *jerks off to Darwizzy*
Parent: WHAT THE HELL oh its darwizzy,carry on

Darwizzy by Chiknbiscuit October 3, 2023

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026