Donkapotimus 

a person who lacks common sense and acts with ignorance and stupidity.

(noun) Brittney Spears shaved her head because she is a donkapotimus.
My best friend is a donkapotimus for falling off the roof.

Donkapotimus by Parkerm3 January 4, 2011

dorkapotamus 

1. An enormous, socially inept, stupid person
2. A person who embarrasses everyone around them majorly

1. Geez, who is that dorkapotamus over there that just spilled his drink?

2. Did you just fart? You are such a dorkapotamus

dorkapotamus by Amanda Nicole Romanach April 22, 2008

Dankapotamus 

One who oozes or hoards dank, one who creates a large amount of dank

My bro is such a dankapotamus he gets so many girls.

Dankapotamus by Mike0619 October 2, 2009

DORKAPOTOMUS 

is a dirivative of the word dork and hippopotomus.

My Sister in Law is Dorkapotomus.

DORKAPOTOMUS by AmandaMichele October 20, 2009

Dankapotomusrex 

A mythical creature created by a guy named Dusty. This creature is a duck, hippo, and a t-rex.

omg look theres a dankapotomusrex.

Dankapotomusrex by hi200012039032 January 13, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020