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Danielle/Dani

She's the most important person in your life. Trust me. You wouldn't know what to do without her. She's most likely blonde, green or blue eyes. Short. Cute, but she'll deny it if you try to tell her because she disagrees. She is a total badass thug. You best believe she is a stoner, always down to party. She's really lovable and just wants to make someone happy. She's loyal, hysterical, adorable, low-key thicc. Nice titties, can take a fucking joke and laugh at memes with you. She is the best girlfriend to have. All she wants to do is give you all her love, make food, smoke weed, jam to music, and watch Netflix together. She's a total fantasy love typa person. She wants the story book love. If you meet a Danielle/Dani. Wife her tf up. If you don't you'll regret it.
-Hey do you know that girl Danielle/Dani?

-yeah what bout her?
-who is she?

-shes a stoner thug, don't cross her
Danielle/Dani by Dayew420 August 5, 2019
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dani/danielle 

dani is the best person everyone could ever have. she’s also sm smart and cute and she always knows how to make ur bad day the best day ever just by saying a word. if you have a dani in ur life u should be so grateful 😇. she’s also such a beautiful girl LIKE…….oh to be dani. y’all should learn how to treat her in the best way she’s precious yk.. she’s also smart sometimes (real!!!). anyways, in conclusion dani is the best human best girl best person best of the bests and y’all should marry her (if she’s not mine)
“I really need someone to be here for me and make me smile everytime i talk to them” “Get a dani/danielle”
dani/danielle by iovedani May 16, 2021

Dani (Danielle) Cimorelli 

The most perfect girl in the world. She is very kind and generous. and is a definite mood. Is also the youngest member of the girl band Cimorelli
Dani (Danielle) Cimorelli is my favorite human.

dani/danielle 

dani is the best person everyone could ever have. she’s also sm smart and cute and she always knows how to make ur bad day the best day ever just by saying a word. if you have a dani in ur life u should be so grateful 😇. she’s also such a beautiful girl LIKE…….oh to be dani. y’all should learn how to treat her in the best way she’s precious yk.. she’s also smart sometimes (real!!!). anyways, in conclusion dani is the best human best girl best person best of the bests and y’all should marry her (if she’s not mine)
“I really need someone to be here for me and make me smile everytime i talk to them” “Get a dani/danielle”
dani/danielle by iovedani May 16, 2021

Danielle Cohn 

Wears a lot of makeup and spray tans, not a whole lot of clothing, and posts all of it on Instagram after heavily photo-shopping.

Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough

1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
Danielle Cohn by skooshpoodle October 26, 2019

Danielle Cohn 

A girl who wares a significant amount of make up and a small amount of shirt
Danielle Cohn by Pouncing panda July 20, 2017

Danielle Rios-Roberts 

A giraffe that lives in Puerto Rico. The girafee eats top bananas. The girafee migrates to America and is a immigrant.
Did you see that Danielle Rios-Roberts she was eating?
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