Daniel T

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A total retard. This guy doesn’t know anything. He’s mentally a 6 year old. He’s the fattest shit you’ve ever met and is morbidly obese. He’s condescending and quite frankly and absolute asshole.

Daniel T is the dumbest and fattest guy most people have ever met.

Daniel T by Skanky the whale March 3, 2019

Daniel T.

One of the most gayest niggas ive ever seen. A real fucking black ass nigga ong ong.

Most anorexic fucker, shortest bozo on earth if not the shortest sentient being who has ever walked on earth.

A little nazi shitter who is proud of being a faggot.

Oh ur a Daniel T.? ur fucking disgusting cunt. Get the fuck away from me u little shitter.

Daniel T. by DanielT.Hater February 22, 2022

Daniel T-J

A Daniel T-J is someone who u have to add on Snapchat otherwise your weird

‘Bro do you have Daniel T-J added’ ‘no’ ‘oh ur fucking weird’

Daniel T-J by Sexygallysareforme July 25, 2022

daniel torres

A guy that wears vans

Damn daniel torres back at it again with the black vans

daniel torres by ;jwdiebufi;buef October 5, 2017

Daniel Time!

When you say something and they respond with “don’t care” or “didn’t ask” for no reason

Gabe: bro that shit was so funny
Dom: on god
Daniel: don’t care didn’t ask
Daniel time!

Daniel Time! by What you want little nigga September 1, 2021

Daniel Tosh

An outrageously stereotypically white comedian from Omaha, Nebraska whose comedic act discusses a wide range of topics from cannibalism to sex to great knick knacks at Target as well as cracking on Dane Cook.

Daniel's Mom(At his funeral): "This is really awkward...but he said we wouldn't get the booty if we didn't do this..."

-Daniel Tosh

Daniel Tosh by StrawberryShortcakeLand February 27, 2009

Daniel Tosh

The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.

Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.

Daniel Tosh by Johan The Destroyer September 11, 2012

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026