Dangle hopper 

The act of dangling your balls on a fat chick who is dressed up like superman. Once your balls touch her face, you quickly punch her dog and hire a Mexican to shit in her fridge. As you are exiting the fat chicks house, you shit on her el camino while screaming Dennis Hopper.

Hey dude you see that fat chick over there?
I am so going to give her a dangle hopper!

Dangle hopper by Mikebird May 12, 2010

dingle hopper 

a fork. best described on the disney movie the little mermaid.

This here dingle hopper is for eatin'.

dingle hopper by xalcoholx April 17, 2006

Dingle hopper 

a fork used as a hair brush

Hey that's not for eating, that's a dingle hopper, it's for brushing your hair.

Dingle hopper by Kady Herron May 27, 2015

Dingle hopper 

Dingle hopper -homosexual version of slut

Like OMG Greg you are such a Dingle hopper always running from one Dingle berry to the next

Dingle hopper by Dingle snooper June 1, 2017

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper 

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

dingle hopper 

Someone Who Hop's From Dingle Berry To Dingle Berry

dani is a dingle hopper

dingle hopper by chaos the god August 2, 2012

dingle hopper 

a dingle hopper is a way to say EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS!

i heard that ted has a dingle hopper.

dingle hopper by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005