Dangle hopper

The act of dangling your balls on a fat chick who is dressed up like superman. Once your balls touch her face, you quickly punch her dog and hire a Mexican to shit in her fridge. As you are exiting the fat chicks house, you shit on her el camino while screaming Dennis Hopper.

Hey dude you see that fat chick over there?
I am so going to give her a dangle hopper!

by Mikebird May 12, 2010

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dingle hopper

a fork. best described on the disney movie the little mermaid.

This here dingle hopper is for eatin'.

by xalcoholx April 17, 2006

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Dingle hopper

a fork used as a hair brush

Hey that's not for eating, that's a dingle hopper, it's for brushing your hair.

by Kady Herron May 27, 2015

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Dingle hopper

Dingle hopper -homosexual version of slut

Like OMG Greg you are such a Dingle hopper always running from one Dingle berry to the next

by Dingle snooper June 1, 2017

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Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

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