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Danielle Cohn
Wears a lot of makeup and spray tans, not a whole lot of clothing, and posts all of it on Instagram after heavily photo-shopping.
Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough
1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough
1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
Danielle Cohn by skooshpoodle October 26, 2019
Danielle Cohn
Danielle Cohn by Pouncing panda July 20, 2017
danville girl
A Danville Girl is like a stereotypical white girl, but worse. The typical danville girl lives on Starbucks, Vitality Bowl, and Cream, and is rarely found wearing any other clothing brand besides Lulu Lemon leggings, Brandy Melville, uggs, and Converse High Tops. They usually wake up at 6 am every morning to flat iron the absolute shit out of their hair and put on way too much eyeliner for school, even though they say they slept in and woke up at 7:10 and almost missed their bus for the illusion that they look that way naturally. After school every day, they can be seen in a large group, often times wearing matching skirts, taking a photo on their white iPhones. Danville Girls are the type of girls that can make even a Camelback waterbottle mainstream. Danville Girls try to flaunt their virtually non-existent boobs, and think every guy they talk to wants to date them. They think they are hipsters, and are all wannabe tumblr girls. They frequently throw parties whenever they get a new 100 followers on Instagram. Danville Girls only travel in large heards, much like zombies, and they will appear lost if they are ever alone. When they sneeze, they scream to attract as much attention to themselves as possible. They are, for lack of a better word, attention whores. If you ever find yourself in the wake of a Danville Girl, either run, or give her a starbucks giftcard as a peace offering.
danville girl by Marilyn 5SOS September 30, 2013
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