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Danish Zehen 

Cutest and the kindest person ever seen ❤He was a youtuber,he was really hardworking and talented.....He used to call his fam;Fambruh even though he is not with us he will always be alive in ur heart. Imysfm 🥺
Danish Zehen by Littlemusssss November 30, 2020

danished 

To be fired from a job for being a foreigner. From the Danish Prince Edvard being fired from a prominent U.S. Trading house after it was discovered he was not an American. Pronunciation: Rhymes with "Banished"
Even though Eddie had lived here since the age of 3, he was danished after he discussed his citizenship with a coworker
danished by Len Fargo November 13, 2007

danish landmine 

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..
I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.
danish landmine by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

Pulling a danzis 

Pulling a Danzis is the art of talking on zoom during a meeting with your sound on mute so no one else can talk over you. This happens when you are in the zone and on a roll, and is considered a power move showing commitment to total domination.
Delivered via chat feature: ‘Hey, you are on a roll here but you're pulling a danzis and need to unmute your computer because Sally has a question"
Pulling a danzis by Saltydog January 15, 2022
Dindish is actually the term used by linguists, mainly based in India, to describe incorrect German as spoken by Indians whose sole contact with Germans is at work. It results in something that might in some case sound German but in fact is not or is used in a different sense than in normal German usage. Modern Indian features an over-use of loan words e.g. "I'm like dude" from English or "sowie" from German. Indians mistakenly think the expressions/words are correct as they use them.
Dindish - "I'm like dude! Hab ich ihm sowie gesagt kann man nicht machen - hab ich nicht gesagt - aber wollte ich sagen." Defined as the strong intro into a discussion with continuously weakening its own meaning
Dindish by The Language Teacher March 17, 2017

Danish Tent Assembly 

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.
We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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