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Dan Quayl 

Da inept bungling former vice-president who doesn't even know how to spell da name of a common root-vegetable. Maybe he made said mistake because HE HIMSELF is a total "vegetable" as far as any common sense or basic awareness is concerned!
Dan Quayl ADDED an "e" incorrectly to da name of a VEGETABLE, so I am SUBTRACTING an "e" from HIS name to make up for it --- you know, to kinda "balance things out".
Dan Quayl by QuacksO November 3, 2023
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dan quayle 

Dan Quayle: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
dan quayle by Myxamatosis October 28, 2006

Dan Quayle 

People rip on Bush for having speaking problems and a couple dumb quotes. However Dan Quayle beats him hands down (even though Quayle would suddenly look at his hands and say they are above his feet so he doesn't know what we are talking about)
Irritating Pro-Demo kid that is a disgrace to his party affliations: Bush sucks at life he is so stupid their has never been anyone as stupid as him in power!
Me: How 'bout Dan Quayle you douche bag.
Dan Quayle by P. Kaltenbach March 19, 2007

Dan Quayle Moment

The Act of an obsession over an fictional character's moral values from a show, movie, book, or online video.
Paul Ryan had his Dan Quayle Moment when he complained about "House of Cards" character Frank Underwood whom he dislikes for having a affair with a staff reported while serving in the House Of Representatives.
Dan Quayle Moment by Libertatis August 18, 2014

Dan Quayle 

A drink made by adding vodka to pickled quail egg juice, often served in shot glass with a pickled quail egg floater. Like the dim ex-vice-president, it's not bad at all, but there's no sense to it.
"Dang, we're out of pickled eggs. Well, at least we can make some good Dan Quayles with the rest of it!"
Dan Quayle by Kremlin Cole September 26, 2008

Dan Quayle with tits 

Dan Quayle with tits by Assweepay January 17, 2009

Dan Quail 

1. A person who looks at child pornography

2. A person who you think may look at child pornography.
1. Did you hear about that guy who used to work at the YMCA that got arrested for trafficking child porn into Canada? Over 5,000 pictures and videos!

2. That kid John hit on my little sister last night... I think he might be a Dan Quail...
Dan Quail by aConfusedChild February 2, 2010
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