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Damontes are usually really smart and crazy. They are funny and know how to make you laugh. They are the definition of a true gentleman. He will be the best boyfriend to you.
Girl 1: girlllllll did you just see Damonte open the door for his girlfriend?
Girl 2: yasssss girl and now he just kissed her on the cheek.

Girl 1: Girl I need a boyfriend like that.

Girl 2: yeah girl what you need is a damonte in your life.
Damonte by Thegoddesses December 3, 2014
Real young trap nigga who don't give a fuck bout shit .a real solid young nigga who stay ten toes down in the trap every day.
Damonta is a real trapper
damonta by Damonta June 18, 2018

god damnit 

The phrase "God Damnit", which when expressed in a grammatically correct fashion would read "God Damn It," is a vulgarity used to express frustration. It's literal definition is "May the Christian God Damn it to Hell". In slang, it is a phrase used in a generally non-religious context. For example, if one cannot get an electronic device to work properly, one might exclaim "God Damnit!", meaning that you are so upset with the device you wish that God would condemn it to eternal damnation.

It is rarely used literally, and is considered a lesser of vulgarities, though to the extremely religious it is considered highly offensive. In the Christian faith it is considered a violation of one of the ten commandments.
"I can't get this VCR to work! God Damnit!"
god damnit by James E. Bradford June 25, 2006

DamnItzDaddy 

me:have you seen daddy's snapchat
girl:no daddy?
me:yeah damnitzdaddy
i want sex with damnitzdaddy
DamnItzDaddy by DADDYLIAMFANS March 7, 2017

science damnit 

used instead of god damnit to express dismay
person 1: "that asshole just killed my character!"
person 2: "SCIENCE DAMNIT!"
science damnit by T and POPO April 22, 2007
Very sexy and he will be the best friend to ever have a boyfriend. Very funny and very nice to every bod he meets and he is very good at sports
look at damonte sexy self
Damonte by Monnte February 3, 2020
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