A young-ish male between 18 and 30 who feigns maturity by adopting the demeanour, sense of humour, dress sense, tired attitudes and the general guise of their father or a generic "dad". Usually done as a result of never having been very interesting in the first place
Mark is a fucking boring dadult who buys Blue Harbour, drinks ale, and has a receding hairline of a 40 year old
The phenomenon where a father will get more credit than a mother for the same action or behavior.
An example of Dadulation is: Nari's Mom brought in cupcakes for the whole class? Oh, that's nice. Nari's Dad brought in cupcakes for the whole class? What a good man he is. I with more fathers were that awesome. He's a model for other parents to emulate. Too bad her Mom couldn't be more like him.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.