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A young-ish male between 18 and 30 who feigns maturity by adopting the demeanour, sense of humour, dress sense, tired attitudes and the general guise of their father or a generic "dad". Usually done as a result of never having been very interesting in the first place
Mark is a fucking boring dadult who buys Blue Harbour, drinks ale, and has a receding hairline of a 40 year old
dadult by jp7407 April 11, 2016
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Strong, confident, outgoing, smart, handsome, athletic, stubborn with a huge heart. Funny, often times

being the class clown, who loves family more than he cares to admitt
I wish i was a daulton
daulton by kmic114 November 11, 2010
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1.When a person is doing something foolish
2.A ugly person
1.He is such a dadut by diving into a 3 foot pool
2.Look how fat that person is. I no she's dadut
dadut by Naetdogg July 27, 2007
The act of cumming into a girls mouth, making out with her to get it into yours (ie snow ball), and then spiting it into her pussy.
I totally suprised Jessica when i gave her a daulton last night.
daulton by korgboss April 27, 2008
A tall Asian with a smaller then average penis, plays football and is afraid to undress in the locker room and/or parents wont let him play M-rated video games.
"That dude is Asian"
"Naw, he is Daulton"
Daulton by AddamsAppleDude January 4, 2010

daduntadunts 

She tripped, and her daduntadunts popped right out her shirt. One right after the other...like, 'dadunt', 'dadunt'.
daduntadunts by everclever September 15, 2006
(n). Nickname for a Dutch Master or Phillie blunt filled with the stickiest of the icky. Named for former Philadelphia Phillies catcher Darren "Dutch" Daulton who, along with teammates John Kruck and Lenny Dykstra, led the Phillies to the World Series in 1993.
-"Yo you tryna spark this Daulton?"
- Hell yeah.
Daulton by shook ass dude March 8, 2009
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