Daird 

A goddess mermaid of majestic ancestry who’s got a real nice booty and roasts broccoli perfectly. She is a wanted woman and many shall attempt to win her heart but few shall triumph

I just daird my pants.

Daird by Kidprincess March 25, 2020

Dird

You googled that, didn't you!?

GMM told us to not google Dird, you still did!!

Dird by Linkinpark99 May 11, 2017

Daidus

Barnacle SCUM, CERTIFIED basement dweller, anime pro, classroom sleeper PRO, master procrastinator, WOKE Koala, lazy yt animator.

Quit being such a Daidus and put your squid away from Ika Musume!

Daidus by DisturbinDan April 23, 2019

the dairy farmer 

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.

Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!

the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017

Daira

A tall, gorgeous girl who cares about everyone and can be too forgiving and nice at times. She is everyone's friend and sticks up for you when you need it. Daira can be a bitch and if ur being a bitch she's going to tell you to your face. She doesn't give a shit about what people think. She has always loved food and animals, and has always been there for her besties whenever they need her. Daira hates being alone and losing people she cares about, but she also loves standing up for what she believes in. She can make anyone laugh and make your day better just by talking to you. She is very trustworthy and kindhearted and you can come to her about anything. Daira will never backstab you or hurt you physically or emotionally on purpose and she will be very sorry if she does. Daira acts tough on the outside and all big and shit. But there's more to that, in her heart, she is sweet and kindhearted and on the outside she's a hard rock. She pushes you away if you hurt her, and she pushes all the loved ones away some times because she doesn't want to be hurt even more than she already is. She hates doing so. But it's a necessity if she wants to live. She has a hard life but makes everyone else's better and that cheers her up to think so.

Lilly: "Who's your best friend?"

Kirsten: "Daira. No dip Sherlock"

Daira by My name is the sun June 5, 2018

you fight like a dairy farmer 

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

you fight like a dairy farmer by Memma June 23, 2004

Daira

teh beest forand eveer she ise realeh nice

daira is {amazoning] she ise samart

Daira by nalabala June 6, 2018