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the dairy farmer 

When your eager partner wants you to blow a load and she sticks her finger up you butt and then pulls down on your shaft is alternating directions, giving the appearance that she is a dairy farmer for something more than just milk.
Dude, how did that date go last night with the librarian type chick. Dude, total surprise, she pulled the dairy farmer on me until I blew a load into her bucket!
the dairy farmer by Stagmen February 23, 2017
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Daiar • daiara • daiarisa • Daiary • dagar • Daire • Daimarr • Daira • DaCar • Daia
A tall, gorgeous girl who cares about everyone and can be too forgiving and nice at times. She is everyone's friend and sticks up for you when you need it. Daira can be a bitch and if ur being a bitch she's going to tell you to your face. She doesn't give a shit about what people think. She has always loved food and animals, and has always been there for her besties whenever they need her. Daira hates being alone and losing people she cares about, but she also loves standing up for what she believes in. She can make anyone laugh and make your day better just by talking to you. She is very trustworthy and kindhearted and you can come to her about anything. Daira will never backstab you or hurt you physically or emotionally on purpose and she will be very sorry if she does. Daira acts tough on the outside and all big and shit. But there's more to that, in her heart, she is sweet and kindhearted and on the outside she's a hard rock. She pushes you away if you hurt her, and she pushes all the loved ones away some times because she doesn't want to be hurt even more than she already is. She hates doing so. But it's a necessity if she wants to live. She has a hard life but makes everyone else's better and that cheers her up to think so.
Lilly: "Who's your best friend?"

Kirsten: "Daira. No dip Sherlock"
Daira by My name is the sun June 5, 2018
Daiana, a very gorgeous girl that has extremely good qualities. She gets a long with everyone, however doesn't have a million friends, she trusts only a few people. An extremely loyal person however get on her bad side and she can be a bitch and not talk to you. She does not go after people, they go after her. Every girl wants to be like her. humorous and goofy, though smart. usually daiana's have big asses. hot bodies. are good at sports. And a great friend. She's so cute and small that you just want to hold her forever. She is not like the rest. Has a personality that is very, very hard to find. So if you get her, don't lose her.
Damn who's that babe? that's Daiana man, the best girl you could ever get.
Daiana by timothee279 February 25, 2020

you fight like a dairy farmer 

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"
teh beest forand eveer she ise realeh nice
daira is {amazoning] she ise samart
Daira by nalabala June 6, 2018

dairy area 

"Get your hands away from my dairy area."
dairy area by evelyn52 January 9, 2012
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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