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dachronom
En dachronom (dakhronom) är en person som är väldigt intresserad av andras privatliv, och sexualitet och använder ordet dachri ofta.
dachronom by Dakhronomen February 22, 2015
Daron Malakian
The AMAZING guitarist for system of a down. He is not afraid of being set apart from the crowd or being rejected. He comes and plays his music and lets you be...
He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.
He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out
He loves his music and does whatever he thinks is fun and RIGHT because he can and he always makes you laugh...he has a great singing voice and always makes the best quotes in the world.
He may not be the ABSOLUTE best guitar PLAYER. But he is the best guitarist when it comes to just playing it all out
"I want you to JUMP" says Daron Malakian
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron
"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron
*crownd bounces for a minute and cheers wildly*
"SHUT UPPP!!! SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!!" yells daron
"i like to watch retarted people have sex, am i alone in this??? i dont feel alone..." says daron
Daron Malakian by greg demarc February 18, 2007
Daron
Daron is an enigmatic, mischievous, cool, and honest guy, who'd do almost anything to make a girl happy and is really kind and also a gentleman. He also tends to disappear and re-appear out of nowhere like a phantom/ghost, even when you least expect it and his footsteps never makes a sound. He also has a secret scary split personality that he always hides, but tends to trigger it as a defense mechanism in cases of being messed with harshly. Not to mention he protects people and forgets stuff sometimes. When it comes to school work, he tends to fall asleep in class alot;
overall, he's very smart, however his brain along with himself is somewhat lazy(altogether, due to the fact that he stays up too late at night). But when he's serious, he'll stop at nothing to get the job done.(Also has a fierce hatred for liars and those who talk bad behind his back)
overall, he's very smart, however his brain along with himself is somewhat lazy(altogether, due to the fact that he stays up too late at night). But when he's serious, he'll stop at nothing to get the job done.(Also has a fierce hatred for liars and those who talk bad behind his back)
DAGRON
He Comes in the Niiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggghhhhhhhhh
Daron Malakian
Daron Vartan Malakian is the guitarist in the amazing band System Of A Down.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.
He was born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, Cali, USA.
He is a highly respected guitarist, and contributes to a lot of the bands music and lyrics.
Daron Malakian by xher0in April 20, 2006
Daron Malakian
Full name Daron Vartan Malakian.
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway
Born on July 18th 1975 in Hollywood, California, USA.
Guitarist/songwriter/singer in System of a Down and Scars on Broadway
Daron Malakian is truly genius.
A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.
A creative guitarist is so much more than one who squeezes as many notes as possible into every song.
Daron Malakian by White Trash Allah June 27, 2012
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.