Dabphin 

A Dabphin is a mythical sea creature that resembles a dolphin. Dabphins dabbed on everyone and dabbed on the haters. The Dabphin also killed its prey by dabbing on it.

The Dabphin was the cutest see creature that dabbed on people!

Dabphin by Dolphin342 May 7, 2018

Daphine 

Smart, intellegent, loyal, but get's hurt easily, too trusting, easy to love, and usually successful in life.

Daphine, nymph in mythology. ;)

Daphine by coco383823 May 11, 2011

Slower Dauphin

Slower Dauphin is another word for Lower Dauphin High School in Hummelstown, PA. It is the worst school anyone could possibly go to. there's always some kind of disgustingness going on there. whether it be people having sex in the bathroom, drug busts, or just plain stupidity. When people say they are going to fight someone they don't. People think they're tough shit because they can say someone about them over facebook or twitter. Teachers give you detentions for no reason. The principals don't know what's going on in the school. The football team is horrible and haven't won since... well ever. The cookies are only cooked for about 5 minutes giving you terminal illness. The nurses wouldn't send you home if your arm was falling off. And the teachers tend to "lose" homework even though you handed it in causing you to get a zero for the assignment.

*In a job interview*

Interviewer: So where did you go to school?

Joe: I attended lower dauphin

Interviewer: Oh, slower dauphin! That school sucks ass! No way in hell you're getting a job here.

Slower Dauphin by HowYouLikeMeNowMotherFuckaaa December 26, 2011

Dauphin 

A small town full of rebels running wild. Also known as "Dirty Dirty" or "D-Town". Where the rednecks outnumber the gangsters and everyone got your back. The firemen are handsome as shit...well some of them, scenery is beautiful, food is great(except Hardee's) and the booze is endless! One might also rip some lips or shoot some tail.

"Where are you from?"
"Dauphin, where everyone's like family and we all know Scott Lesh"

Dauphin by MooseKnuckleSandwich August 8, 2016

Central Dauphin East Middle

A dirty ass school, with no damn respect for anyone. There are a few really nice kids who are actually crazy kids at the school but most are dirty, disgusting ass kids who are on welfare trying to make a living out the ass and only cares about peoples looks,(*ESPECCIALLY FUCKING RACE) Sizes of personal parts, Shoes, Other clothing and the gym locker rooms A.K.A Where you can get the good shit.(Not the lime green dildos you find in the girls gym locker room.) While the rest of the kids are lowkey fucking dirty ass bums trying to get laid by high schoolers after 7th grade.

{Pimple Faced Nigga}: Yo, He sellin for 10$
{His Bestfriend}: I rather sell for 50$
{Bestfriends Girl friend}: Yeah I would too, but not just that.
{His Bestfriend}: Wait.....WHAT!?!? Bae? Are you cheating on me?
{Bestfriends girlfriend runs away before shit pops off and decides to talk shit the next day to her friends.}

Bestfriend means: at CD EAST MIDDLE it means, See you later because I'm just going to forget you and hangout with some other people. Then, come back to school and act like I dont know you.
Girlfriend means: Your were just the last side hoe.

Central Dauphin East Middle: A hot ass mess that should be burned in hell. >:)

Central Dauphin East Middle by Text back with a clap. July 11, 2018

Viky Le Petit Dauphin 

A dolphin that Mrs. Mirville killed because she polluted the ocean and killed him and his music

R.I.P Viky, we love you

Je suis Viky le petit dauphin
Tape tape tes nageoires oo lala leve les main
PROTEGE MOI
Viky le petit dauphin

tape tape sur ton museau plonge et viens faire un bain
AVEC MOIIIIIIIIIII

Viky Le Petit Dauphin by Raphael haddad March 15, 2019

Lower Dauphin High School 

Lower Dauphin High School (LD) is one of the worst schools in the United States located in Hummelstown, Pennsylvania. Many students refer to LD as Slower Dauphin. Mostly white kids who are wiggers populate the school district as well as Ugly Sluts/Whores, Idiots and Trailer Trash. Some Principals at LD can not read English or any other language, the teachers often lose your work and the students are generally assholes. A group of people who hate LD made a group on Facebook, "LD, I rape the future" and some pictures that have the slogan "Lower Dauphin High School, Where your dreams go to die" have shown up around the internet. In spring of 2009 a teachers kid was caught snorting Adderall in one of the bathrooms. Many of the students at LD who do drugs get caught, The smart ones usually do not get caught. Drugs usually are the only thing that makes LD less of a nightmare. The food served at LD is usually low grade meat, pesticide saturated vegetables and greasy cookies. Most food items are under cooked. This asbestosis filled building is not a suitable learning environment and is truly not a place any parent should have to send their kids.

"Do you go to Lower Dauphin High School?"

"Hell no, Fuck Slower Dauphin"

Lower Dauphin High School by MtnDewFiend July 21, 2009