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When you take a shit, and you have to wipe with toilet paper that is more like sand paper, and the next time you take a shit you have to "dab it"
Today at school i had to use their coarse toilet paper, and next time i have to go im gonna have to dabits.
Dabits by Spanman February 13, 2007
Words you can keep
when you are in a good mood to dab and excited about life. *DAB*
Sophie: "Wow, Ava! I love your attitude today! You inspire me!"
Ava: "Oh thanks, Sophie! But it's not just my attitude, it's my DABitude! Have amazing day! *DAB*"
dabitude by avasophie May 7, 2017

Danitssa 

A girl with a beyond caring personality, she's a keeper. She has a heart of gold, and you just want to laugh when your around her. She's fun to be around and hard to hate. Sometimes she's jelouse and self determined, but she is beutiful inside and out.
Danitssa is totally sexy and she has Long flowing choclate brown hair, they're not that common, but hopefully might meet one.

Sometimes is a name for a twin ( ex: Daniel "Dan", and Danitssa )
Whoa, that was so nice, you just pulled a Danitssa!
Danitssa by Breezzzzy November 27, 2011
Dabtism is where you are obssessed with dabbing.
Jack has dabtism
Dabtism by Imp0sterz123 June 23, 2018

Dabistic 

The act of being so last year. Also used for someone who dabs a lot
(Person one) i play Minecraft

( person two) that is so dabistic
Dabistic by Imafailure July 27, 2019

dabisgross 

dabisgross>>>you
Dalitso is a beautiful girl and she is a special girl. She is unique and you’ll never find anyone as sweet and beautiful as her.
Girl: Did you hear that dalitso is in a relationship??✨
Boy:I’m not surprised, she’s a beautiful and sexy girl. Who wouldn’t want her 😻
Dalitso by Couple stalkers 😻👀 November 3, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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