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the dutch clan's comendation's 

Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"

The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking. The last dutch man awards were given out in May 5th, 2005. There were many great dutch men out there, and anyone could of been picked for any of the 3 awards. But since there were so many great doitch men, and so many talented young loyal followers, the HONORABLE doitch MASTER NETO, decided to add 2 NEW dutch awards. These awards are: the ACADEMIC DUTCH AWARD, every 1st of the month the dutch men have to take a series of challenging tests of their knowledge of the world and the dutch clan. whoever has the highest GPA in the end gets this award. and theres the CONQUERER AWARD, this award is almost as significant as the dutch man of the year award this award is given to whoever led their armies to the most batles and won. here are the percentages of increase of status in the dutch clan that each awards gives. the HEROIC AWARD gives out 18.3% increase status, the BOOST AWARD gives 19.1% increase status, the ACADEMIC doitch AWARD gives 30.9% increase, the CONQUERER AWARD gives out 37.4% increase status, and the DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD gives out an enlumbrant 50.1% status increase. so far the winners of each award are as followed: heroic award= felipe serpa, boost award= Marco, academic award= Aman, conquerer award= Chris, and for THE 44TH TIME IN A ROW!!!!!! THE WINNER OF THE DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD IS...... MARCUS BERGES!!!
ps. they didnt let me put dutch alot, so doitch is the same thing as dutch

the dutch clan's comendation's 

Every year, the dutch clan has a grand ceremony to recognize the "officers of the year"

The awards given are: the HEROIC AWARD, the award for the most courageous dutch member in batle. the BOOST AWARD, the award for the dutch members who has proven himself to be the worthiest, and that has advancewd the highest levels in the dutch clan. and the last award the DUTCH MAN OF THE
YEAR. this is the best and most honorable award in the ceremony, whoever wins this usually is promoted to a high ranking, to become the DUTCH MASTER and overthrow the dutch master neto, you must win over 51 dutch man of the year award in a row, and be supported by the dutch council, and since the dutch council is loyal to NETO, dont get your fucking hopes up!
HOLY SHIT, OMG OMG. I WON THE DUTCH MAN OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!

omg dude gratz

the dutch clan's motto 

Like any other powerfull group, we have a "motto." and our motto is FOR GLORY, FOR HONOR, AND MOSTLY FOR THE DUTCH CLAN!!!!!!!
Like in the 1955 dutch war aggainst the Honorable Greek clan, The famous dutch general Hagenswerseinherber said, for glory, for honor, and mostly, FOR THE DUTCH CLAN!!!

the dutch clan's symbol 

The symbol of the honorable dutch clan
is a picture of the CAPIVARA!!!! for we dutch members worship large rodents. every 3 weeks and a half, we sacrafice a peon to the great rodents.
awww man, im this weeks sacrifice =(

hey dont se sad man, at least IT'S AN HONORABLE DEATH!!!!!!

Dutchland 

Def 1: Archaic and true German-Based name of Germany, based on the German name (Deutschland).

Def 2: An incorrect name for the Netherlands.
Those who are easily tricked will fail to realize that the term "Dutchland" really refers to Germany, and not the Netherlands.
Dutchland by Flaminghorse August 5, 2017

dutchland 

Made-up name for the Netherlands, because the fact that the people who live there are Dutch and that the language is Dutch confuses them.
Hey, you live in Dutchland, right? Isn't weed legal there?
dutchland by Canis ardens August 3, 2005
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