Dutchland

Def 1: Archaic and true German-Based name of Germany, based on the German name (Deutschland).

Def 2: An incorrect name for the Netherlands.

Those who are easily tricked will fail to realize that the term "Dutchland" really refers to Germany, and not the Netherlands.

by Flaminghorse August 5, 2017

dutchland

Made-up name for the Netherlands, because the fact that the people who live there are Dutch and that the language is Dutch confuses them.

Hey, you live in Dutchland, right? Isn't weed legal there?

by Canis ardens August 3, 2005

dutchland

What idiots call The Netherlands (or if you really must: Holland)

Person: I think he is speaking Dutch
Idiot: How nice, I've never met someone from Dutchland

by dtech January 18, 2009

dutchland

what retards sometime call netherland.

"isnt netherland and dutchland the same thing?"
"no you moron . but most of the people living there are dutch"

by golden sparrow April 10, 2015

Non-Flying Dutchman

The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.

It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.

Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?

Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.

Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?

Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master

by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011

Deutschland

Like Disneyland, but better.

Yo, I went to Deutschland this winter vacation. It was ballin'

by Manamanah March 31, 2009

The Laughing Dutchman

When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.

Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.

by Pink Eye in Both Eyes July 30, 2013