A
twist on the saying ,"shit in in one
hand and ask with the other and
see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone'
s boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That'
s the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?