DRINKSTURBATE

Drinking by yourself and having too much fun.

I like to drinksturbate when my friends bail on my birthday party.

by EmThirtyTwo August 23, 2018

drunksturbate

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.

Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.

by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016

drunksturbate

To masturbate under the influence of alcohol or alcoholic beverages

After drinking 40's all night, Blake went inside to drunksturbate.

by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010

Drinksterbation

The art of getting piss drunk while being alone. Drinksterbater: one who has mastered the technique of Drinksterbation see also: Alcoholic

Q: What'd you do last night.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.

by Farva May 1, 2004

brinksturbate

(Verb)
Brinksturbating is the act of masturbating until you are right about to have an orgasm, and then stopping. This is used to tease or to increase the size of the next orgasm.

Man: dude, last night, I was brinksturbating for hours over that Carly Rae something or other and when I finally got off, I had to repaint the entire room, you know what I'm saying!!
Other dude: I brinksturbate a lot!
Man: No you don't! You don't even know what it means!
Other dude: Man, I invented brinksturbating!
Man: fuck off you did! Bullshitter!

by TheVegasCasanova April 14, 2014

Drivesturbate

To masturbate while driving.

"How'd you manage that long commute for so long?"

"To pass the time I'd think of some hot chick and drivesturbate."

by SoIHear October 15, 2008