Man: dude, last night, I was brinksturbating for hours over that Carly Rae something or other and when I finally got off, I had to repaint the entire room, you know what I'm saying!!
Other dude: I brinksturbate a lot!
Man: No you don't! You don't even know what it means!
Other dude:
Man, I invented brinksturbating!
Man: fuck off you did! Bullshitter!