DRINKSTURBATE
DRINKSTURBATE by EmThirtyTwo August 23, 2018
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drunksturbate
Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.
Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.
drunksturbate by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016
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drunksturbate by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010
Drinksterbation
The art of getting piss drunk while being alone. Drinksterbater: one who has mastered the technique of Drinksterbation see also: Alcoholic
Q: What'd you do last night.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.
Drinksterbation by Farva May 1, 2004
brinksturbate
(Verb)
Brinksturbating is the act of masturbating until you are right about to have an orgasm, and then stopping. This is used to tease or to increase the size of the next orgasm.
Brinksturbating is the act of masturbating until you are right about to have an orgasm, and then stopping. This is used to tease or to increase the size of the next orgasm.
Man: dude, last night, I was brinksturbating for hours over that Carly Rae something or other and when I finally got off, I had to repaint the entire room, you know what I'm saying!!
Other dude: I brinksturbate a lot!
Man: No you don't! You don't even know what it means!
Other dude: Man, I invented brinksturbating!
Man: fuck off you did! Bullshitter!
Other dude: I brinksturbate a lot!
Man: No you don't! You don't even know what it means!
Other dude: Man, I invented brinksturbating!
Man: fuck off you did! Bullshitter!
brinksturbate by TheVegasCasanova April 14, 2014
Drivesturbate
To masturbate while driving.
"How'd you manage that long commute for so long?"
"To pass the time I'd think of some hot chick and drivesturbate."
"To pass the time I'd think of some hot chick and drivesturbate."
Drivesturbate by SoIHear October 15, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.