Drinking by yourself and having too much fun.
by EmThirtyTwo August 23, 2018
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Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.
by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016
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by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010
Get the drunksturbate mug.The art of getting piss drunk while being alone. Drinksterbater: one who has mastered the technique of Drinksterbation see also: Alcoholic
Q: What'd you do last night.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.
A: I spent had about a three hour drinksterbation session, and I really feel like shit today.
by Farva May 1, 2004
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Brinksturbating is the act of masturbating until you are right about to have an orgasm, and then stopping. This is used to tease or to increase the size of the next orgasm.
Brinksturbating is the act of masturbating until you are right about to have an orgasm, and then stopping. This is used to tease or to increase the size of the next orgasm.
Man: dude, last night, I was brinksturbating for hours over that Carly Rae something or other and when I finally got off, I had to repaint the entire room, you know what I'm saying!!
Other dude: I brinksturbate a lot!
Man: No you don't! You don't even know what it means!
Other dude: Man, I invented brinksturbating!
Man: fuck off you did! Bullshitter!
Other dude: I brinksturbate a lot!
Man: No you don't! You don't even know what it means!
Other dude: Man, I invented brinksturbating!
Man: fuck off you did! Bullshitter!
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"How'd you manage that long commute for so long?"
"To pass the time I'd think of some hot chick and drivesturbate."
"To pass the time I'd think of some hot chick and drivesturbate."
by SoIHear October 15, 2008
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