drunksturbate

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.

Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.

by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016

drunksturbate

To masturbate under the influence of alcohol or alcoholic beverages

After drinking 40's all night, Blake went inside to drunksturbate.

by Angus_Mc January 17, 2010

DRINKSTURBATE

Drinking by yourself and having too much fun.

I like to drinksturbate when my friends bail on my birthday party.

by EmThirtyTwo August 23, 2018