DPD'd 

A business that involves selling people promises of delivering something that are never fulfilled and when questioned will tell what ever lie needs be perpetuate the belief they someday they will deliver your parcel”

Mate you been DPD'd you aint ever gonna see that parcel ever, they have either nicked it and sold it, trashed in the bin or kicked it about or just lost it...
You rang did DPD - they told you their scanners are broken, there was hurricane in the street they were delivering - mate you have been DpD'd

DPD'd by Sir Parcelnot September 15, 2020

Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd" 

When you fill a condom full of dr pepper, freeze it and then insert it repeatedly into one or more friends.

Last night i froze a condom full of dr pepper and gave my friend tj a dr pepper dildo "dpd"

Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd" by Tkguardian April 16, 2015

DPD

Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.

Man I love getting paid for taking a DPD, its a relief to know that work pays me to shit.

DPD by DPD Frequenter July 20, 2010

DP'd

The process in which two guys bang a woman. Also known as a threesome.

Hey bro, we just DP'd that chick good.

DP'd by Marty Scirll June 16, 2018

Dpd

Double penetrated

Hollie king got DPD last week friday

Dpd by T33N0 March 22, 2022

DPD

Dwarf police department

Police Officer: DPD
Son: Mom, why is the dwarf police department here?
Mom: I don’t know

DPD by Dumbass_jokes May 4, 2022

DPD

The Dwarf police department DPD. A strategic, thoughtful, and dangerous police force comprised of little people.

*bang*

Person 1: DPD open up

Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department

Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.

DPD by Polskiego20 June 6, 2022