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A business that involves selling people promises of delivering something that are never fulfilled and when questioned will tell what ever lie needs be perpetuate the belief they someday they will deliver your parcel”
Mate you been DPD'd you aint ever gonna see that parcel ever, they have either nicked it and sold it, trashed in the bin or kicked it about or just lost it...
You rang did DPD - they told you their scanners are broken, there was hurricane in the street they were delivering - mate you have been DpD'd
DPD'd by Sir Parcelnot September 15, 2020
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Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd" 

When you fill a condom full of dr pepper, freeze it and then insert it repeatedly into one or more friends.
Last night i froze a condom full of dr pepper and gave my friend tj a dr pepper dildo "dpd"
Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.
Man I love getting paid for taking a DPD, its a relief to know that work pays me to shit.
DPD by DPD Frequenter July 20, 2010
The process in which two guys bang a woman. Also known as a threesome.
Hey bro, we just DP'd that chick good.
DP'd by Marty Scirll June 16, 2018
Hollie king got DPD last week friday
Dpd by T33N0 March 22, 2022
Dwarf police department
Police Officer: DPD
Son: Mom, why is the dwarf police department here?
Mom: I don’t know
DPD by Dumbass_jokes May 4, 2022
The Dwarf police department DPD. A strategic, thoughtful, and dangerous police force comprised of little people.
*bang*

Person 1: DPD open up

Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department

Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.
DPD by Polskiego20 June 6, 2022
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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