A business that involves selling people promises of delivering something that are never fulfilled and when questioned will tell what ever lie needs be perpetuate the belief they someday they will deliver your parcel”
Mate you been DPD'd you aint ever gonna see that parcel ever, they have either nicked it and sold it, trashed in the bin or kicked it about or just lost it...
You rang did DPD - they told you their scanners are broken, there was hurricane in the street they were delivering - mate you have been DpD'd
You rang did DPD - they told you their scanners are broken, there was hurricane in the street they were delivering - mate you have been DpD'd
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Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.
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Person 1: DPD open up
Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department
Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.
Person 1: DPD open up
Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department
Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.
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