DPD

Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.

Man I love getting paid for taking a DPD, its a relief to know that work pays me to shit.

by DPD Frequenter July 20, 2010

Dwarf police department

Police Officer: DPD
Son: Mom, why is the dwarf police department here?
Mom: I don’t know

by Dumbass_jokes May 04, 2022

The Dwarf police department DPD. A strategic, thoughtful, and dangerous police force comprised of little people.

*bang*

Person 1: DPD open up

Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department

Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.

by Polskiego20 June 06, 2022

"Dicks Per Day" or how many dicks per day a female (or male) gets.

John: I just got a new girlfriend
Bob: Ya? Whats her DPD?
John: One... mine.

by skaterboyomg March 12, 2012

Dead Piro Day. This is megatokyo's downtime, where Piro draws us a little doodle instead of a full-fledged comic. See also SGD.

Man, Megatokyo has had six DPDs this month. When will the story continue?

by RhiannonG October 10, 2005

Dead Parents disorder. A serious case where one or more of your parents are dead

by poopnip September 25, 2018

I really need to catch a Pikachu, I wish I had a DPD.

by SvetlanaSamson July 14, 2016