DPD

Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.

Man I love getting paid for taking a DPD, its a relief to know that work pays me to shit.

DPD by DPD Frequenter July 20, 2010

Dpd

Double penetrated

Hollie king got DPD last week friday

Dpd by T33N0 March 22, 2022

DPD

Dwarf police department

Police Officer: DPD
Son: Mom, why is the dwarf police department here?
Mom: I don’t know

DPD by Dumbass_jokes May 4, 2022

DPD

The Dwarf police department DPD. A strategic, thoughtful, and dangerous police force comprised of little people.

*bang*

Person 1: DPD open up

Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department

Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.

DPD by Polskiego20 June 6, 2022

DPD

"Dicks Per Day" or how many dicks per day a female (or male) gets.

John: I just got a new girlfriend
Bob: Ya? Whats her DPD?
John: One... mine.

DPD by skaterboyomg March 12, 2012

DPD

Dead Piro Day. This is megatokyo's downtime, where Piro draws us a little doodle instead of a full-fledged comic. See also SGD.

Man, Megatokyo has had six DPDs this month. When will the story continue?

DPD by RhiannonG October 10, 2005

Dpd

A polish delivering company, that always fucks up your package. Worse then what what bin laden shit out after eating so much kebab's.

Dpd: "Status paczki: Rozjebana."

Dpd by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023