Dpd

Double penetrated

Hollie king got DPD last week friday

by T33N0 March 22, 2022

Dpd

A polish delivering company, that always fucks up your package. Worse then what what bin laden shit out after eating so much kebab's.

Dpd: "Status paczki: Rozjebana."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Dpd

Stands for diesel powered dildonics a diesel powered generator that keeps all your sex toys up and running. No need to always be. Changing batteries at the pentultimate moment

Dpd of mine broke down last night. Thank God I was finished! I'll have to go by osh (orchard supply y hardware) first thing tomorrow I
And get it fixed.

by 4realazitgits April 4, 2021

Dpd

African American orgin. Commonly used as a nick name for Dave Paul Dave. Dave Paul for short. Often plays basketball and talks with the girls basetball team. Scores buckets all day and loves prank phone calls. Most commonly uses the word fack in his vocabulary dictionary

Kyle : Yo watch me drain this 3- pointer like its my facking job
Dpd: Wow I can't believe you just facking balled like that

by Your Fackers January 2, 2011

DPD

Short for Daily Paid Deuce. Taking a crap at work while on the clock thus getting paid to take a number 2.

Man I love getting paid for taking a DPD, its a relief to know that work pays me to shit.

by DPD Frequenter July 20, 2010

DPD

Dwarf police department

Police Officer: DPD
Son: Mom, why is the dwarf police department here?
Mom: I don’t know

by Dumbass_jokes May 4, 2022

DPD

The Dwarf police department DPD. A strategic, thoughtful, and dangerous police force comprised of little people.

*bang*

Person 1: DPD open up

Person 2: oh shit bro its the Dwarf police department

Person 3: oh shit man the DPD we are fucked.

by Polskiego20 June 6, 2022