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dont do it girlfriend 

when a black girl does something and her friend tells her not to do it.sometimes they snap there fingers while they say it.
lucky(my dog) -licking his feet

me:dont do it girlfriend

dont do it man

words uttered before some of the most classic fails in history.
dont do it man!

do what, THIS?

*chomp*

yeah that...

AHHH AHHHH *blood* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!11!!1

Dont Do It To Your Life 

Those That Dont Think About The Actions Of Their Behavior And The Affects It Can Have On Their Life... Word Owner - GwensChild
You Putting Your Nose In Others Business Is Going To Get You In Trouble... Dont Do It To Your Life

hoe dont do it 

the thing tumblrians say when something or someone is being stupid/and or annoying
"ugh zeus fucks everything!"

Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"
hoe dont do it by you.assbutt March 29, 2015

hoe dont do it 

when a girl is about to give you a blow job or licking but you are not in a mood
girl: lemme taste that wet pink meat
other girl: hoe dont do it

What it dont do 

it means im doin whatever its is im not doin, also kind of like none of ure buisness... when someone asks you WHAT IT DO? u reply WHAT IT DONT DO.... just means im doin every thing that im not doing. its saposed to be kind of a smart remark.its sorta used when u dont want someone to know what it is that u are exactly doin.....
Kevin: What it Do?
Jennifer: What it dont do.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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