DON Syndrome 

Drunk On Nothing
(dee-oh-enn)

1)A Person That Expeieriences Frequent Bouts Of Hyperactivity or Drunken Symptoms Without Actually Digesting Alchol or Drugs.

2) Retarded Person Who Blames Their Spasms Of Dumbness On A Made Up Condition

*Looking at a woman stagerring about*

"Woah man, she is well light its only 9.00"
"Nah, She Got DON syndrome, i saw her at the pub she only had a lemonade"
"DON?"
"yeah, mate, D-O-N drunk on nothing"

DON Syndrome by Ellie-x May 7, 2008

don vito syndrome 

When someone in a fury and angry state is yelling and the other people around him/her can only understand some of the words they are saying. Often times the one who has don vito syndrome does not make complete sentences but rather short phrases with swear words mixed in.

Mickey: Daniel why do you always leave your shhabengi out and don't fritelshdutbs like a normal person

Daniel: Looks like you've caught don vito syndrome

don vito syndrome

don vito syndrome by jbenon January 13, 2010

Don Quixote Syndrome 

The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.

He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.

Don Quixote Syndrome by Liberation Theology August 23, 2019

I don't wanna syndrome 

"I don't wanna syndrome". Is where I don't give a crap about something. It's not contagious but we all have this condition in our genes. It's released when something we see or do it's dull, boring or just plain stupid and does not click with our interests in any way shape or form.

If you don't like it, you might have a condition. Sure do, it's called "I don't wanna syndrome".

I don't wanna syndrome by DestructiveBurn July 16, 2023

Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome

A condition in which a person assumes competence in a given subject, but in reality has very little actual knowledge.

Most armchair tacticians have a bad case of Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome.

Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome by Mr. Roflecopter October 17, 2011

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) 

1) Often occurs when trying to study or do any work.

2) Often confused with ADHD.
3) Can happen mid-sentence.
4) Power and symptoms often underestimated.

1) You don't stay focused when studying. I'm pretty sure you you have "I don't want to do my work syndrome." or commonly known as IDWTDMWS.
2) You: Doc. I think I have ADHD. I mean I can't focus when I'm working or studying.

Docter: No, you must have IDWTDMWS, or I don't want to do my work syndrome.
3) You writing: Billy is almost.......

You talking: What was that thing I was going to watch?
4) Your working one minute then get distracted and the next thing you know its been 5 hours since you did the thing you

were supposed to be doing.

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) is a very serious thin, don't underestimate it.

I don't want to do my work syndrome. (IDWTDMWS) by Invisible Bobby June 24, 2020

dansyndrome 

an awful disease where a man gets very hot women but they tend to be too stupid to talk to. Its very sad for the infected but it is great for the kids friends because they have someone new to jerk to

Wow daniel's girl lizzy is sexy. Shes probably stupid though, daniel has dansyndrome

dansyndrome by moviegoer1239 December 6, 2010