Drunk On Nothing
(dee-oh-enn)

1)A Person That Expeieriences Frequent Bouts Of Hyperactivity or Drunken Symptoms Without Actually Digesting Alchol or Drugs.

2) Retarded Person Who Blames Their Spasms Of Dumbness On A Made Up Condition
*Looking at a woman stagerring about*

"Woah man, she is well light its only 9.00"
"Nah, She Got DON syndrome, i saw her at the pub she only had a lemonade"
"DON?"
"yeah, mate, D-O-N drunk on nothing"
by Ellie-x May 7, 2008
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When someone in a fury and angry state is yelling and the other people around him/her can only understand some of the words they are saying. Often times the one who has don vito syndrome does not make complete sentences but rather short phrases with swear words mixed in.

Mickey: Daniel why do you always leave your shhabengi out and don't fritelshdutbs like a normal person

Daniel: Looks like you've caught don vito syndrome
don vito syndrome
by jbenon January 14, 2010
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The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.
He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.
by Liberation Theology August 24, 2019
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