Mutually Assured Destruction

When a couple mutually decide at the same time to end a relationship with no chance of ever being in relationship with one another ever again. Basically Nuke with Salted Earth only both mutually agree and launch nukes with salted earth at the same time. Or in response to knowing a break up notice is approaching.
Kyle and Kimberly are not together; it was mutually assured destruction.
by Liberation Theology October 29, 2019
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Brady Bunch Moment

A Brady Bunch Moment is when you have children and you propose marriage to a woman you just met that has children.
They have 7 kids because both of them had kids from before and he married her in a Brady Bunch Moment
by Liberation Theology August 11, 2019
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Balloon Payment

When something that was easy suddenly becomes overwhelmingly difficult.
I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.
by Liberation Theology May 14, 2014
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The Only Truth that Matters

The Only Truth that Matters is Love
I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters
by Liberation Theology December 17, 2019
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Desk Photo

A desk photo is a photo of your work place that you post on social media either because : 1) your office is cool and you want the world to know how cool your work place is. 2) To show how much work you either have or do not have.
Damn....that desk photo Jerry posted is off the hook. Damn I wish I had an office that tight.
by Liberation Theology March 10, 2020
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Covid Fatigue

Covid Fatigue : Risk taking behavior associated with being tired with the continuation of the pandemic
Quarter of a million dead. Dumbass homeboy gonna stop wearing a mask and talks shit bout having a house party. Homeboy now dyin in ICU because he had to get Covid Fatigue and act stupid.
by Liberation Theology October 27, 2020
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Risk Assessment

Risk Assessment is the statistical probability that someone will hurt you
So Britney left him and he is just now getting over it. Later Britney texted him and filled the text with hearts and emoji kisses. Homeboy better do a risk assessment before he breaks up with Ashley just to get back with Britney.
by Liberation Theology February 24, 2020
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