21 definitions by Liberation Theology

I bought presents for her kids and we are going to have both families together for a Brady Bunch Christmas

They have 7 kids because both of them had kids from before and he married her in a Brady Bunch Moment

I am tired of lifting all this sh*t at the store. Damn I need a butt job

I thought being with Rebecca was easy; but after we got married I was hit with the balloon payment.

He drove all the way to Charlotte to just have her tell him she was cleaning the house and he is still with her. Homeboy better wake up to Jerry's equation.

Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.

So Britney left him and he is just now getting over it. Later Britney texted him and filled the text with hearts and emoji kisses. Homeboy better do a risk assessment before he breaks up with Ashley just to get back with Britney.