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dognonce 

A person who has sexual relations with a dog.
He went home alone tonight to his poodle.
What a dognonce
dognonce by Alex B :) March 18, 2007
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DOGNONCE 

A person who can not control the urge to go and pet a dog no matter what the cuircumstance may be.... this person will happily put there hand over a fence to pet a dog even if it's growling and is fantasizing about chewing on your digets

This person will casually walk up to strangers with dogs just to pet it and make uncomfortable small talk with owner.
Do you have to stop and stroke every dog you see and tell there owners your life story

Your such a dognonce
DOGNONCE by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018
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Dog Nonce 

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.
Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019

Dog Nonce 

An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity
Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."
Dog Nonce by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008

Dog nonce 

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
Dog nonce by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019

Dog Nonce 

The act of some dumb american prays on little children and does the sucky fucky to his pener.
Mate you a dog nonce

no u
Dog Nonce by bakebakeoni May 28, 2018
Derogatory term derived from the interference, sexually of k9’s. Gusset pouch is an example of a Dog Nonce.
I needed heals you dog_nonce.
Dog_Nonce by Bigtoolv8 July 24, 2018
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Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



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