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DOGNONCE
A person who can not control the urge to go and pet a dog no matter what the cuircumstance may be.... this person will happily put there hand over a fence to pet a dog even if it's growling and is fantasizing about chewing on your digets
This person will casually walk up to strangers with dogs just to pet it and make uncomfortable small talk with owner.
This person will casually walk up to strangers with dogs just to pet it and make uncomfortable small talk with owner.
Do you have to stop and stroke every dog you see and tell there owners your life story
Your such a dognonce
Your such a dognonce
DOGNONCE by Tumblewoolyweed July 7, 2018
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Dog Nonce
An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
Dog Nonce
An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity
Dog Nonce by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008
Dog nonce
A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Dog nonce by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
Dog Nonce
Dog Nonce by bakebakeoni May 28, 2018
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