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master cocksmith 

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One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Cocksmith 

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The profession of crafting artificial penises, dicks, "cocks" and other penetrating falic fabrications for the purpose of self sexual satisfaction.
John Holmes was approached by many cocksmith's wishing to copy his endowment.
Cocksmith by burt macklyn January 24, 2015

Master Cocksmith 

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A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..
I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..
Master Cocksmith by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017

Locksmith

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"Locksmith" means any person who, for any consideration or compensation whatsoever, engages, directly or indirectly and as a primary or secondary object, in the business of rekeying, installing, repairing, opening, modifying locks, or who originates keys for locks, including, but not limited to, electronic cloning of transponder keys and any other electronic programming of automotive keys and electronic operating devices, such as key fobs, door and ignition key devices, and successive electronic and other high-security key technology. A "locksmith" does not mean a person whose activities are limited to making a duplicate key from an existing key.
A locksmith re-keyed my office building so the existing keys would not work .
Locksmith by Unlockyourdreams August 10, 2009

Cocksmith 

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One who excels professionally at giving penis to the female gender.
Lillian- "That guy fucked me well last night, he's a true cocksmith"
Cocksmith by Yung Coop October 24, 2012

automotive locksmith 

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Automotive locksmith is a locksmith service man capable of generating car keys and repairing ignition problems. Such locksmith is also able to fix your vehicle lock mechanisms and simply unlock your vehicle. Usually skills vary from one locksmith to another.
I had to call an automotive locksmith when I managed to lose my car keys.
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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