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Dilcrammer 

An insult. One who crams dildos into themself or others to the point of deserving ridicule.
I dread eating there-- Those dilcrammers always mess up my order.

Some dilcrammer stole my lunch.

That dilcrammer just cut those people in line.
Dilcrammer by 1814beowulf December 21, 2010
Related Words
Dilch • dilchez • Dilcia • dilck • Dilcock • DILC • dilcan • Dilcat • dilçem • dilchahat
A guy who has a girlfriend way out of his league despite being a total cunt
Jeff's girlfriend is way out of his league! He's a total dilcher!
dilcher by buccfoi March 12, 2017
A mystical duck shrine found on numerous Minecraft servers, omnipresent owing to its minimalism and likeness to ducks. Each Dilck statue hosts a deceased dilck's spirit, acting as its vessel and providing builders with a place of worship.
Steve: "O great dilck, please bless me with good fortune in my hunt tonight."
Dilck: "Firstly, it's Gerald, and secondly, here, have 64 steaks."
Dilck by hirotoy0 August 29, 2021
Dilcue is the reverse of "Euclid" the early Greek founder of geometry. Typically this phrase is used as a name to insult someone for doing things backwards or completely improperly without regard for logic and reason.

This phrase is becoming increasing common, and is equivalent to calling someone a "dipshit" in an educated, yet geeky sense.

At the turn of the millennium, late 2000, this phrase became popular with older high school math teachers who had the desire to insult their students' failings with nonsensical jargon. This phrase, of course, sounds much dirtier than intended and caught on with attentive students.
"Chris you Dilcue! You installed the flux capacitor upside-down!"

"He played that banana like an electric guitar?? What a Dilcue!"
Dilcue by Schvivitz April 22, 2009
The weirdest name I've heard yet one of the coolest people I've ever met. Someone with this name might laugh outrageously but its contagious. Excels in school so you can copy her work and pass guaranteed. Just a great person any way you can imagine.
Dilcia: pew pew
Me: pew pew pew
Me: I just raped you in that gun battle.
Dilcia: *Outragous laughs*
Me: Walks away laughing quickly.
Dilcia by Eric M Heying August 22, 2009
Getting Diluc even tho you didn’t want him
I got fucking Dilcocked on Hu Tao’s banner.
dilcock by Dilcock March 13, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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