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Dilcue is the reverse of "Euclid" the early Greek founder of geometry. Typically this phrase is used as a name to insult someone for doing things backwards or completely improperly without regard for logic and reason.

This phrase is becoming increasing common, and is equivalent to calling someone a "dipshit" in an educated, yet geeky sense.

At the turn of the millennium, late 2000, this phrase became popular with older high school math teachers who had the desire to insult their students' failings with nonsensical jargon. This phrase, of course, sounds much dirtier than intended and caught on with attentive students.
"Chris you Dilcue! You installed the flux capacitor upside-down!"

"He played that banana like an electric guitar?? What a Dilcue!"
Dilcue by Schvivitz April 22, 2009
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A guy who has a girlfriend way out of his league despite being a total cunt
Jeff's girlfriend is way out of his league! He's a total dilcher!
dilcher by buccfoi March 12, 2017
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El Dilcher

It means that I am The Dilch Commander, no one rules the Dilch like me, not you, not some other little fuck, none of you little fucks out there!
Random Dilch Victim #1: Ah... shit here comes El Dilcher.

Random Dilch Victim #2: Holy Fuck dude!

-THERE'S A STRUGGLE

Random Dilch Victim #1: Damn man I've never been dilched like that before.

Random Dilch Victim #2: If you hold your breath for forty-five seconds, release and say El Dilcher Rules it seems to help.
El Dilcher by DeboXXX May 19, 2007
Dilçem is that girl that always cares about you and everyone around. She is honest and loyal as hell. It's a good person to keep around on your good and bad moments. She doesn't want to get in drama but she will if someone she loves is feeling uncomfortable.

Get a Dilçem for yourself they are the best
Person 1: I don't know what to do, I need help
Person 2: Go ask Dilçem, she will know what to do
dilçem by Tom Simons :P November 22, 2021
(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.

Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)
President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.

Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.

Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.
dilche by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006
Word originating in hindi, corrupted by kids living in astoria , meaning "interesting". Often used with "bohoot" meaning very.
Shah: yo im gona try anal with that guy
Razib: dilchez...bohoot dilchez...
Dilchez by James Lahoria July 18, 2008
adj.
Defined as "interesting", this word is used in various situations to sound slick and a bit superior to his/her peer.

Gurpreet: I'm in my second year @ Columbia...
Razib: Dilchez...
dilchez by James Lahoria September 21, 2005
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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