Dickranical Share definition Flag a person (a guy)being a dickhead who is unjustly cruel, harsh or severe. A MAJOR ASSHOLE! This teacher is soooooo dickranical today! what the hell how could he fail me? AHHHH DICKDICT!!!!!!!!! Dickranical by Outrageous 1992 March 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Dickranical mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch